So after the incident at the swarm I decided I needed some answers. Exactly
how do you go about trapping a grown man in his own vehicle against his
will? How could something like this happen in broad daylight? Did Beth
have help or did she act alone? Was the Gypsy really there or was I just
groggy from my nap and seeing things? I couldn’t rest until I had some
answers. Then I got a huge break. By some miracle I was parked right under
a surveillance camera and it got the whole thing on tape! After bribing the
security guy with my last pack of Otter Pops the evidence was all mine. I sat
and watched in horror as Becky and accomplice snuck up on me while I was
sleeping and hot glued my doors and windows shut. There were even
a bunch of ladies who cheered them on. I thought they would step in like
good Samaritans, but they were all in on it. Once these ladies get together in
big groups like this they go wild. Never seen nothing like it. Worst of all, the
Gypsy was there. Right in front of my face but I couldn’t get to it. I thought
this tape would help, but it just made things worse. The more I watch it the
more humiliated I get. I wish I had some Otter Pops to make me feel better.