A lot of people have asked me where I get all my energy. They are amazed I can keep up the stamina to chase these Rogue Gypsies across the country and never get tired or run down. So I thought I would share the secret to my success.  You know the old saying, you are what you eat?  Well it’s more than just a saying. It’s words to live by. The first step is to ask yourself, what do I want to be? Then eat that, it’s simple.  I want to be beefy so I eat cow and lots of it. I want to be smooth and suave so I eat gravy. I also want to be a sophisticated, well cultured man who appreciates the finer things in life and knows a thing or two about the old world, so I eat macaroni and cheese. Put these all together on a plate and you can’t go wrong. I’ve eaten this at least twice a day for 10 years and look where it’s got me. Sometimes I mix it up, but the one thing that stays the same is the color. I’ve found if everything has the same golden fried yellowish color, you can’t go wrong. If you want more tips on how to eat like a winner you’re going to have to wait a few more months until my cookbook comes out. Until then just stick with the tried and true, well balanced meal above and you will have boundless energy to do whatever you want right after you take a short nap.