So I got tipped off that Nancy would be at a kid’s birthday party down in Dallas. She takes her Gypsy with her everywhere so I knew if I could sneak up on her, the Gypsy was as good as mine.
Problem was the “sneaking up” part involved belly crawling through a bunch of stuff that may or may not be poison ivy. Don’t know if I got into a patch of the real deal or I’m just being paranoid.
Either way I can’t stop itchin. I’m a Boy Scout drop out, so I don’t know the good plants from the bad ones. Luckily, I just found this cool site www.poison-ivy.org where you can send in pictures of a potentially poisonous plant and this dude will email you back and tell you if you’re in trouble or not. Don’t want to cover myself in that pink calamine stuff if I don’t have too. Waiting for his reply and praying for the best.